Caleb loves Jesus and America so much. If Jesus were pizza and America were hamburgers, then Jesus and America would be his favorite foods in the world. If Caleb could hug anybody, he would hug Jesus with one arm and America with the other. Caleb loves the Bible because he knows that it's all about Jesus and America. I even heard that Caleb has a USA fish on his True American, American-made Suburban.
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